Monday, January 21, 2008
don't know what's wrong with me man. usher's yeah remix has got me completely hooked. i listen to it at least three times a day, been doing that for the past one week or so, and i'm still lovin it~~~ AHHHHH EVERYONE GO LISTEN TO IT. (but not at night when you're supposed to be sleeping and you don't want your parents to wake up to find you youtubing away, cuz the bass is imba.)
today chem was @#£$%^&* as usual T_T fans were off, Bunsen burners merrily burned away, our solutions slowly disappeared, i'm sure our evaporating dish felt like melting cuz WE sure felt like melting... even the effing table melted la! okay fine so it
didn't melt, but it freaking
expanded. like wth! table no.18 now has a hump in the middle of the table where the Bunsen burner decided to spread some lurrve.it's MONDAY again and...
i can't wait for it to be friday.
haha i know my blog posts nowadays are all really random and stuff but hey that's just a metaphor for my life now man. disconnected. detached... desensitized... DEPRAVED...
deprived... of yakult.
kidding la. i'll get back into the haha-laugh-at-my-own-stupid-jokes or curse-the-education-system mood soon enough.
or maybe i won't, because i'm trying to achieve inner peace through a daily workout of climbing three storeys worth of stairs, gruelling top-speed mental exercise, manoeveuring life's politics and basically trying to survive - all carried out in school, of course. school is...
well i'll just let uncyclopedia.org do the talking for me.
"Most schools are in fact secret terrorist funding facilities that cut back on things like food quality and functioning toilets. These funds are then diverted via "letters for your parents" straight to Osama Bin Laden (who is not dead, just hiding in his mothers basement playing WOW). The awful (yet extremely well covered up) leader of this organisation is none other than President Ivan Shit-Sucker (
PISS). PISS has been running this crime-ring for almost thirty years (he turns 40 on Saturday and we all wish him a happy birthday) He was (obviously) a teachers pet, thats right a pencil-pusher, a desk-sucker, an ass-kisser, and a piano player (naturaly). At only eleven years of age he met with ABL in the back alley of a
McDonalds. Their plan was to shovel all the shitty parts of a cow that nobody likes and sneak it into the McDonalds burgers!! Until they found out that Macca's was already doing it so they threw something together with school (yeah, real bloody original, huh?) anyway I have my own plan... all us kids, yeah you too, get all this white crap and descreatly put it into KFC's chicken and then feed it to PISS and ABL! Mwa ha ha ha! Hang on... Ive just been told that KFC's already doing it... DONT LAUGH!! If you have a better idea then go ahead add it to this page but until then be on the lookout for anyone who looks like PISS... or CRAP (Captain antony Ass-Pisser) he's in on it too. Hang on, we have just recieved recent reports that ABL has been found hiding in his mom's basement. Well, why didnt we look there?"
oh yeah, after you guys have read this for starters, go check up what uncyclopedia.org has to say on singapore. sang needa, my foot... xD
aiight bye guys~ ^^
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