Monday, July 23, 2007
this is a random post.
i'm just giving everyone an example of how i talk when i'm healthily tired.
healthily tired meaning not the torturously painful lethargy one experiences when strapped into a chair during a singularly boring period by one's own inability to move.
for lack of something better to rant about other than the birds and the bees, i might as well do all my disclaimers here. so...
i sincerely apologise for the side-effects of shack-ness. so please excuse me if
1) you ask a question and i hear it, and, with the answer just on the verge of spilling out of my mouth, i suddenly blank out. in such circumstances kindly prod my hard in the classical ticklish spots and repeat the question.
2) i speak in disjointed sentences.
3) i give monosyllabic answers.
4) you tell a joke and i give a vague, moonlightish smile and go ehrm.yeahhahaHAHAhuh?
5) i refuse point-blank to move from my position, even if i'm sitting in the centre of a crowded orchard road street and people are starting to take pictures of me thinking i'm one of those dollie displays. (yeah like i'd pass for one anyway.)
6) i'm just plain incoherent. i'd be talking about the weather like it's the most interesting thing in the world and the next i'm crying because someone squished my hello panda or something. (quote abbygoh: byebye panda)
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hey who left those numbers blank? let's fill it in for them!
7) o.O
8) +_=
9) i)_i)
10) @#£$%^&* ooh dear this person curses REAL unimaginatively.
do you know, being shack/lethargic/plain dead beat is akin to hypothermia.
both entail a slowing down of heart rate and subsequent slower breathing.
both entail serious lapses of memory.
both entail loss of mobility.
both entail (i think) sudden spasmic fits, as we are prone to fall victim to when our body feels like highlighting exactly how important it is for the 'cher to pleaseplease
please walk out of the classroom like nownownow before
WE DIE.
because yes, both are fatal.
cautionary advice>>the Darkening Dawn
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