Wednesday, June 20, 2007
OH MY TIAN. OHMYTIANOHMYTIAN OMT.I'm dead.Labels: omt
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10:30 PM
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
ODE TO P**** B*** DEAREST :D(yeah dunno whether still can rhyme or not. oh well we can always try ^^)Come my 15th birthday,I look back on my short lifeAnd I realise one thing clearest -That you were always there for meMy dearest.Bearing all my natural burdensRelieving me of my bloody ransoms Everything that soured my soul,You flushed into oblivion.Oh you, wonder of mankindI emptied out my innermost darkness to youWithout complaint, You took it all inAgain and againAnd soYou've got me addicted, you foolI keep coming back with moreNo matter what blood or goreI bringYou swallow it whole.Into nonexistence, black as coal.ThusCome this day, my fifteenth birthday,I wanna thank my mommy and my daddy,My bestest ever buddyMy doggie cutest,Not to mention the doughnut with the holeBut most of all,I wanna thankThe Potty Bowl.What would I do without you?- heartfelt, from the Darkening DawnHAHA that's the last time I'm ever gonna write a poem about something so damn disgusting! T_TBut really. Mankind didn't advance so far to let man continue digging holes to put their "gold ingots" in. (yeah, now they've got these cool places called "banks". anything. whatever. ^^):DUPDATE MORE LATER! (:Labels: whee
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11:36 PM
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
AHAHA today we went to build a float! Again. And it was real stupid la. Only three people there! But we were still real productive ^^ Ofcourseofcourse. *smug look* (three art students la ^^) woohoo. And then we went to BTP and. Blah eejits Sandra Chua and Zoe Tey wasted so much time trying to buy candles and matches! GOSH. And after they finally found the @#£$%^&* candles, Sann had issues with 1) the huge bulk that matches were sold in (like 6 or 8 boxes?) and 2) when she didn't want to get the matches, she starting picking bones with the lighter T_T (sth like "I don't want a lighter, lighters're for smokers!") and Zoe was like in her real calm cool way as usual, going "how about later we just ask a smoker for a lighter and we light the candles." AND THEY WERE SERIOUS ABOUT IT. T_T GoodNESS. ^^ Then I got a wedge of cake! And we had it for lunch. ^^ And I had to blow out 6 candles right there in the small cafe outside Attitude dance studio, wahalu >_<
BUT I REALLY APPRECIATE IT GUYS. :D Thanks Sann. Thanks Zoe. ^^ *squish*
haha okay update about more later. OH YEAH I GOT A COOL NEW SUDOKU BOOK! It's like the NEWEST LATEST edition in Singapore ^^ pro right. :D heheh marcus and jh BRING IT ON man. >= )
okay mommy screaming. gtg.
:D
Ever,
the Darkening Dawn
Labels: woohoo
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10:07 PM
Monday, June 11, 2007
err. maniac laughter! woohoo~~
^^ today is sohpia liew's birthday! i think. at least that's what myaddressbook.com told me. at least i think it's myaddressbook.com. i'm making it up la. some weird networking website told me. but anyway. HAPPY BIRHDAY!!!!! loveyoucousini'mmissingyoudamnbadcomebackandplayblackjackanddaideeandbetpeanutswithme!
hahaha.
Anyway don't you think it's reallyreally weird. Like how the most glorified heroes of the war, all exquisitely uniformed and paraded around as in military heroes, they're the ones who've seen the most blood and gore and done the most perfectly horrible things ie. killing and burning and more killing and much much worse - and in some sense they're also the scum of the earth.
the world is full of irony ^^ no wonder magneto could escape from his plastic prison.
okay la being stupid. ):
ARGH WHERE DID MY ENGLISH GO
I am really most appalled, Jaime Liew.
Anyway THANK YOU BUDDY FOR MY WONDERFUL ENYA CD ^^ Enya is INDESCRIBABLE. Everyone should listen to her ^^
Next up on the list... SHAKIRA! ^^ then Bond. WOOHOO ON TOWARDS CONQUERING THE WORLD!
Speaking of conquering the world...
When I become the First Lady of the United States of America/or whatever superpower is in power when I grow up out of my puny vertically challenged self I will unify the world. Everyone will be under the Darkening Dawn dictatorship regime ^^ which will be unlike Hitler in that Hitler was a damn tyrant (though brilliant) but the Darkening Dawn is going to be such a brilliant, benevolent leader that no one is going to dream of voting against her, so democracy will be eradicated. Anyway, I will unify the world so there be no individual countries trying to compete against each other. Without competition, there will be no competitiveness. Without competitiveness, there will be no stress. Without stress, there will be no suffering. Without suffering, there will be no sadness/unhappiness/dissatisfaction. Without these troublesome things existent in the world, we can then move on to a wonderful golden age and spend all our time finding out which is the best position to fall asleep in and induce that dream of that special him or her that we've never had time to find out before because we were always on the computer researching the fastest way to have sex or some juvenile thing like that. See how competitiveness and speed is so hankered after in our society.And we can finally go on to make that ultimate flavour of ice-cream, build that roller-coaster esque MRT railway only it won't be an MRT it will be a REAL roller-coaster to get people from point A to point B and that will be so much more practical because roller-coasters are so much faster, so much more fun and so much more adrenalin-inducing, people won't have to have pre-marital sex anymore because there will always be a legitimate, practical way of having fun. Not a stupid hedonistic society, but one that simply distracts people from having bad fun, like drinking or killing people by speeding. JUST SIT THE DAMN MRT! :D And there will be an express ride from like Tuas to Changyi, for speedy and fun transport! Pitstop and free drinks at MacRitchie Resevoir! :DAnd all those scientists can go and tinker around in their labs and make the world a better place for everybody, instead of inventing nuclear weapons and stupid things like that. Oh yeah, and finally getting down to the drawing board on how the heck to stop global warming so we can have a beautiful world in which to enjoy the Darkening Dawn's regime ^^So what're we waiting for?! Someone hurry up and buy me a plane ticket to USA so I can start working on my masterplan! ^^Aight got LOTS of nitty-gritty things to do for school before I begin my campaign for the Greater Good. Blah. My conscience urges it but my body, mind and soul are all not willing to start on that huge pile of work =_=Whatever. I'll get through it. Somehow. Someday.Later.Ever,the Darkening DawnLabels: HAHAHAHA
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10:00 PM
Friday, June 08, 2007
Damn stupid la. I wake up damn early, go and meet people, discover that we weren't actually supposed to meet today, so I decide to go and hang around my alma mater West Mall and get some necessities (yeah, necessities 我的脚。) And guess what? Like 3/4 of the shops aren't open. Like wth la. I mean people actually get up super early so they can get stuff before they start they day (you can see all of them listlessly sitting around in the mall). The library isn't open, POPULAR isn't open T_T, and everywhere else that you need to get stuff from ISN'T OPEN!!! What rubbish is this! I mean like seriously. We consumers get up wayyy earlier than our stupid shopkeepers. SLACKERS. I bet the cinema wasn't open either la. But I couldn't be bothered to walk all the way to the fifth level to check.
T_T This is the second day in a row in which my dear shopkeepers were tucked nicely in bed while I stood cursing quietly outside their damn steel gates.
Anyway~~
OHNOIFORGOTIHAVEHOMEWORKTODO. sorrygottago.
Labels: crap.
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11:24 AM
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Okay I know it's going to be fatal for me later, when I realise just how much time I spent doing this.
But oh well. I was going to do it one day. And better in the holidays, when I
do have some chance for procrastination, rather than right before the exams and I realise I need to do some cathartic release, right?
TOTALLY. :D
Sorry no real posts now. My brain is fried from staring at the computer screen for the past five hours. Shhh no telling my parents >_<
And btw I moved, in case you didn't notice. A nice change from muerte-na-iuvenesco, isn't it? darkening-dawn is so much easier to remember. And since it's synonymous with my name, too :)
ALRIGHT I am going to get down to some real work now... After my brain's cooled.
Chill, great grey mass. T_T
By my hand and heart,
the Darkening Dawn
Labels: BACK IN BUSINESS
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10:42 PM